GJ Club
Kyoro's not here.
Where is he?
I heard he had something to do today.
What do you mean, something to do?
What could be more important than hanging out with us in the club room?
Who knows?
I thought it wouldn't be good to pry into his private life, so I didn't ask.
You're useless. Good for nothing.
No good. Worthless.
I'm sorry.
It's an emergency, Onee-chan!
There's nobody here to drink my tea.
Pour me some. I'll drink it.
Episode 6 "4 Little Sisters!?"
Please drink Shinomiya-kun's share, too.
You're really insistent about that for some reason, aren't you?
I'll drink it, though.
Hey, Kirara.
Are you sad when Kyoro isn't here, too?
Onee-chan, you said "too."
"Too."
Kyoro's not here?
You just noticed?
It's because you only ever eat meat.
Meat is important.
Eat plenty. Become enlightened.
It's not working at all.
Kyoro not well?
He didn't seem ill.
His younger sister seems to have asked him for a favor.
He's got a little sister?
Apparently.
You just said you didn't ask him.
What are you, a liar?
Did you lie to me?
I just texted him.
He's going to buy his elementary school-aged younger sister
a used cell phone, so they're going to the shop together.
Message Received
Shion-san
Onii-chan?
It's from my senior club member.
What did you tell him this time?
I told him I will entertain Mao, so he should take his time.
That's not good enough!
Tell him to come here immediately.
Within three seconds.
Why don't you text him yourself?
You expect me to push those little buttons?
I can't push ten buttons just to say "you."
You're not very good at texting, are you?
I have one.
What?
I have a younger sister, too.
Have a nice trip.
Thank you.
My sister...
Her name is Geraldine-chan?
I say Jill.
You call her Jill-chan.
She's coming all the way from Canada to see you?
That's rather impressive for an elementary schooler.
Middle school next year.
Coming soon.
Live together.
That's great.
You guys keep going on about little sisters.
But real little sisters...
They age, you know!
Of course they do.
They're only cute for a moment.
Do you understand that?
Before you know it, they're taller than you.
Little Sister
Onee-chan.
Damn it! Damn it!
Seira is still about the same height as you.
No, she's one millimeter taller!
Amatsuka
I'm home.
Welcome home, Seira-sama.
Are my sisters out again today?
Yes. They should be back this evening.
But it's still only a one-millimeter difference.
It's just beginning... beginning... beginning...
This is just the beginning!
Putting your special familial circumstances aside...
What do you mean, special circumstances?
You are so lucky to have little sisters.
I wish I had one.
I wonder if someone will pass by the hallway...
What are you going to do if they do?
I will make her my little sister in the manner of our club.
She wouldn't be your little sister.
She'd be a club member.
You could call it that.
It won't work.
Everyone's too careful.
Kyoro's the only one stupid enough to walk by here.
Kyoro's coming.
Done with errand.
You always get the best parts, don't you?
Hello?
What? Now?
Sengawa Station
Hey, were you waiting long?
No, it's fine—
Um...
Well, um...
Never mind.
Come with me.
I'll buy you something to eat.
You can have whatever you want.
Okay.
Let's see.
Are you ready to order?
Uh, um...
Well...
Onii-chan, you'd better order soon.
You're troubling the waitress.
Did you just call me Onii-chan?
Anyway, I want this.
What about you, Onii-chan?
Uh, I'll have the lunch of the day.
Very well.
You should've ordered something more expensive, like steak.
I told you I'm paying.
Actually, President...
Why are you calling me Onii-chan?
Adults can't order the children's lunch.
I can't come to a family restaurant without a guardian.
But why me?
Why not Megumi-chan or Shion-san?
It's embarrassing.
Is it not embarrassing with me?
But you're Kyoro.
Why are you having the children's lunch?
What?
Did I push a button I shouldn't have?
What could be more splendid and wonderful than a children's lunch?
You get a flag! A flag!
That flag is the best!
It's not a children's lunch without one!
This isn't about whether or not you like it.
Children's lunches are a holy thing.
Um, I think that's enough.
Thank you for waiting.
Thanks for the food!
This is a ridiculous date.
In the one in ten thousand off-chance this really is a date...
Burp
That was delicious.
That's great, President.
Are you jealous?
What?
You can't each the children's lunch.
You're right. I can't.
But you got your own reward, so it worked out, right?
Yes, thank you for the food.
That's not all.
You get to walk around town with this incredibly cute little sister.
You must be really happy.
Uh, I already have a little sister.
What's your problem?
Is there some law preventing you from having lots of little sisters?
I've got two of them.
It might be nice having lots of sisters, but you're the president.
Is there some law preventing presidents from being little sisters?
I'm your little sister, Onii-chan.
Onii-chan, Onii-chan!
Please don't do that.
Come on.
Onii-chan?
Kasumi?
What a surprise.
She's your school friend's younger sister.
Y-Yeah.
And you're spending time with her because she asked you to.
You're such a nice person.
Listen, pretend I'm Megu's little sister.
Why would I do that?
If word gets out a high schooler was dressed like this, it'd be embarrassing.
But you're not embarrassed if I know?
Oh, good.
I thought you had a secret little sister, Onii-chan.
A secret sister?
But Mao-chan was so cute.
What year is she?
She's in her second year right now. She'll be in her third year soon.
Really? She's so big.
I thought she'd be at least a fourth grader.
What?
Chocolate bananas!
Wait, you're kidding!
Taiyaki chocolate bananas?
I'm going to go get some!
Okay.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, are you okay?
What beautiful hair.
She's like a Scandinavian fairy.
Excuse me.
Um, what should I say?
M-May I help you?
Train? Ticket?
Bye bye.
Jill.
My sister!
Sister, sister!
I met...
I met a samurai.
A samurai master.
These are delicious.
Hey, Onii-chan.
I'm almost finished with volume 11.
Can you get me volume 12?
Hey, Kasumi.
I keep telling you that this is my room.
I know.
Of course you do.
But Ma-chan was so cute.
Ma-chan?
Her hair was so fluffy.
She's just like a doll.
Yeah, it's tough to brush.
You can get it tangled if you're not used to it.
You did it?
What?
You brushed Ma-chan's hair?
Um, yeah.
I see.
Do mine.
Hands first, I think.
Onii-chan, that tickles.
Sorry.
Onii-chan, now?
Sorry.
Onii-chan.
Is something wrong?
N-Nothing.
It's nothing.
Keep going.
Do you do this for other people, too?
No, I don't. Really.
I've only done it about two times.
This will be your job.
From now on, brushing my hair after I get out of the bath will be your job.
You're acting suspicious.
President, when did you...
Where is Mori-san?
She'll be here soon.
By the way, don't call me President.
What? Are you going to call me your Onii-chan again?
No.
But you're the president.
Call me Mao when we're at my place.
I can't do that.
Thank you for waiting, Shinomiya-sama.
This is what you like, yes?
Why are you making my maid spin every time you see her?
I told you, I didn't ask her to do it.
Oh, right. This is for you, Mori-san.
It's nothing special.
This must be in return for Valentine's Day.
Yes, they're candies.
Thank you.
You didn't give me any chocolate.
I don't have anything for you.
What did you say?
You're still bothered by something that happened a month ago?
Well, that's how White Day works.
Hello, Shinomiya-kun.
Megumi-chan.
Isn't my sister cute as an elementary school student?
The president was just recently—
This super lovely baby is me.
This is from about seventeen years ago.
What? This person holding you is Mori-san, isn't it?
Mori-san doesn't age.
What?
It's one of the mysteries of the Amatsuka Family.
Mori-san never changes.
Oh, this is my mother.
What?
She comes in my place every Saturday and Sunday, and whenever I am busy.
What?!
Saturday's Mori-san is... a different Mori-san?
I had no idea.
You didn't know?
Please don't approach my sisters without permission,
you shameless dog.
What?
Oh, Seira.
This is Seira.
She's our youngest sister.
Nice to meet you, Shinomiya Kyoya-sama.
I am Seira.
I have heard much about you from my sisters.
Also from Mori.
Oh, thank you.
What was that voice I just heard?
Seira, why don't you look at albums with us?
Yes, Nee-sama.
This photo brings back memories.
Your carefree smile expresses your character well.
You must not know your place, putting yourself between my sisters.
This photo.
You're so cute, Seira.
Ah, so you're one of the people who can hear her.
Um, what is that?
Ventriloquism.
Some kind of supernatural phenomenon.
A secondary sound channel.
Which do you prefer?
What?
Well, whatever it is, Megu doesn't seem to be able to hear it.
Don't tell her about it.
Is something wrong, Shinomiya Kyoya-sama?
Uh, um... what?
Huh? That's odd.
Hey, Kasumi.
What is it, Onii-chan?
Do you know where these books went?
They're novels.
Did you take them to your room?
Oh, those.
I knew it was you.
I got rid of them.
What?
You shouldn't read dirty books.
Reading dirty books will make you a boy.
What?
As your younger sister, I have a responsibility to raise you right.
Except for one volume,
those books were determined to be harmful by the Shinomiya Family Rules.
Even possessing them violated the rules.
I disposed of them.
Disposed? Why did you throw them away?
I felt bad about throwing them away, so I simply hid them.
I will return them once you become a proper Onii-chan.
But,
Ninomiya Shuji
Communication
why did you leave just one?
This one's pretty dirty, too.
Actually, it's more that Thanatos and Eros are just inseparable.
It's not as though I want to read dirty books.
But why was this one okay?
Because, well...
The heroine is... a younger sister...
What?
Never mind!
In any case, you should read that one volume!
Read it at least five times!
O-Okay.
Give it up already.
What crime did you commit?
Shinomiya-kun, you committed a crime?
Are you going to confess?
Look, now Megumi-chan's copying you.
This is your fault, President.
Megu will copy anything.
When I started doing ballet,
she followed me, saying she wanted to do it if I was doing it.
Then why don't you stop saying weird things in front of Megumi-chan?
Oh, fine.
You just went to the bathroom, right?
Yes, that's right.
Shinomiya-kun, would you like some more tea?
And you'll be going again soon.
Yes, that's right.
Senpai, what am I supposed to say?
You're supposed to give a preview of the next episode.
Something's going to happen in the next episode.
What do you mean, something?
Something will do something and something will happen.
What's going to happen?
I'll happen to be happening!
Episode 7 "A New Club Member Appears!"
No, you won't!
In any case, it'll be my first appearance.